What's better than winning a gold medal at the wheelchair Olympics? Walking.
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The NSMB Random Joke Thread
Last edited by: Stuminator on Aug. 7, 2023, 8:03 p.m., edited 2 times in total.
At this morning's safety meeting they asked me what steps I would take if a fire broke out. I told them "Fucking big ones!"
They should make bars of soap hollow, so you're not stuck with that little piece at the end.
I asked a girl out the other day, but she said "Maybe some other time. I have class tonight". I said "Why don't you call me sometime when you have no class. "
My wife cut me down to sex once a month. I'm lucky...2 other guys she cut out completely.
I owe a lot to sidewalks. They've kept me off the streets for years.
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