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The NSMB Random Joke Thread

July 5, 2023, 5:51 p.m.
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What's better than winning a gold medal at the wheelchair Olympics? Walking.


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July 11, 2023, 8:16 p.m.
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At this morning's safety meeting they asked me what steps I would take if a fire broke out. I told them "Fucking big ones!"

Aug. 1, 2023, 3:53 p.m.
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They should make bars of soap hollow, so you're not stuck with that little piece at the end.

Nov. 4, 2023, 10:02 p.m.
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I asked a girl out the other day, but she said "Maybe some other time. I have class tonight". I said "Why don't you call me sometime when you have no class. "

Dec. 24, 2023, 6:32 p.m.
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My wife cut me down to sex once a month. I'm lucky...2 other guys she cut out completely.

Jan. 8, 2024, 4:36 p.m.
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I owe a lot to sidewalks. They've kept me off the streets for years.

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